yo

srsly follow http://landofthewasted.tumblr.com/ cause she da bomb diggity ok ok

beyoncebeytwice:

my sims got married and anyone that showed up looking like a brokeass ho was deleted only a-listers are allowed at my social events

aquus:

a list of terrifying phrases

  • what are you lookin at
  • can i use your computer
  • can i look something up
  • wheres internet explorer
hihowsyourlife:

so fucking relevant 

hihowsyourlife:

so fucking relevant 

Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
saraph0bia:

OH MY GODJ AKLDJASLKDJASKLD

saraph0bia:

OH MY GODJ AKLDJASLKDJASKLD